Toothpaste Tornado

I bought two new tubes of kids' toothpaste at the grocery today.  A certain two year-old, who shall remain nameless, decided to paint the bathroom and herself with those two new tubes while I was reading a book to the "big" girls.

Maybe she wants to be a smurf

The culprit in her big girl panties

Not too sorry about painting her masterpiece

Don't be fooled by the severity of the mess.  The other side of the toilet and the floor were covered with toothpaste, as well as a bagful of bath toys.  Paul said, "Quick, get the camera so we can laugh about this later."  I was not laughing as I scrubbed the floor, toilet, sink, and child 25 weeks pregnant.

After I cleaned her up, I put her to bed and she started crying saying she didn't brush her teeth.  I thought "yeah, you put toothpaste on everything but your toothbrush."  I simply told her too bad because I was not letting her anywhere close to that sticky blue glue again tonight.  Motherhood at its finest!